last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
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they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
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