Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
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How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
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Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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