Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
where are my eyebrows?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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