I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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