I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
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Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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