google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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