who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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