The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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