At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
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I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
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Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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