his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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