Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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