He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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