worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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