so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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