just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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