I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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