you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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