No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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