Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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