they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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