You can't special order awesome
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
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He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
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I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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