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woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
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at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
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I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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