I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
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I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
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my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I want a musical about memes.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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