I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
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I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
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I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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