he shaved USA in his pubs
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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