Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
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He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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