He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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