Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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