I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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