I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
So vagazzling was a success
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
