I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
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I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
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be right there i have to get my cape
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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