I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
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my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
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