Your mouth is God's brothel.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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