she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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