my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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