yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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