My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
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I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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