They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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