does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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