If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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