it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
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He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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