Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
you win again, gameday.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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