And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize