Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
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I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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