I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
Randomize
