Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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