Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Randomize
