I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
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I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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