You just made me feel so damn special
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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