The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
