You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
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Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?