i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
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DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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