you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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