Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
