On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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