So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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